LETS MAKE SOME NOISE

So the grand plan is to become noisy neighbours but on an international scale.....sounds cool eh. Can WE make a noise in england that is herd in france?  there are reports that in the war people could hear shelling in Normandy but that was 75ish years ago so is the modern brit up to the challenge.

THIS IS THE LOUDEST THING I OWN

The pulse jet is a wonderful thing, its simplicity is its best strength. As an engine its not great as most of the energy is wasted on heat and noise but for this task its that noise we need.

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THE PLAN

With some pulse jets noise kinda resembling a strained prolonged fart i suggest we build the biggest jet ive ever built and house it behind a giant butt, point it towards France on the 24th of july and hope some un-expecting frenchman laying on calais bench chuffs on his onion ice cream at the racket coming across the water from Angleterre.

To Help Email fartatfrance@yahoo.co.uk

Email fartatfrance@yahoo.co.uk