PRACTICAL AND IMPRACTICAL ?
MAKING THINGS WITH A BROKEN LEG IS HARDER
So i broke my leg (now your thinking fell of mobility scooter at 80 or crashed on the wall of death but no, i tripped in garage) and when you go to the hospital they obviously give you crutches but for some reason this time i looked at them and thought "what a load of rubbish" maybe my time doing gadget geeks has made me look at everything as a possible gadget but these crutches needed pimping. So on the way back from the hospital i called in at the Ali stockiest where i faced a lot of piss taking and got my self some nice lengths of ali to make the FURZE CRUTCHES from. Ok i,ve just broke my leg so making something is not going to be easy and you'd be right it took ages as i was either laying on floor or sat in a mobility scooter of which neither are ideal working positions but i have time so i battle on.
JAMES BONDS Q WOULD LOVE EM
So i struggle on and after a few weeks both crutches are finished and have the grabber and the drinks bottle fitted which i must say are very useful. Of the list of add ons i'd put together to fit to the crutches it was these that i actually thought would be the most helpful as i have broke my leg and this wasn't just a random idea so i decided to do these first. The grabber was a straight copy of those litter pickers you see only made stronger from metal. This is so good i really do think they should add these to NHS crutches. The drinks bottle was also very handy as once you have made a drink you struggle to carry it anywhere. Now the other add on's is where i got a bit side tracked and turned some great crutches into NUTTER crutches hehe. The lights were handy but made you look like a classic moped and the iphone holder great for music but when someone rings you kinda tricky lol. Then we have the reveres beeper which never fails to make people burst into laughter and for the super geeks the TV projector which would mimic an ipad in my rucksack. This was powered of a small 12v battery in the ruck sack to. But what more do want when your on crutches as you can grab, see at night, rock out, watch a film and walk backwards safely. I must add that i did want to put a flamethrower on them but as ive already been arrested for this before i was told i will not get away with it again, boring police i want a flamethrower.